RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 recaps

The shadiest Drag Race recaps on the web. Get ready to death drop, queens!

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season eight recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 9, Episode 3

This week's episode starts back in the Werk Room where everyone would normally be mourning over the departure of the most recent eliminee, but because it was Jaymes Mansfield everybody's already forgotten.

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 9, Episode 2

When we last saw our queens RuPaul had just dropped the utterly unimpressive bombshell that she was introducing a fourteenth competitor to the race (like, we just met 13 of them, what does one more matter - introduce five more if you like) - leaving us only with a mysterious silhouette to puzzle over for a week.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 9, Episode 1

Well here we are again, kids, RuPaul's Drag Race SEASON NINE - my, how time flies!

In fact it's flown so fast no one has been bothered to update the set, so after eight years we're still stuck with the "internal organs pink" flooring and the fake brick walls that flutter in the breeze every time a queen tosses her locks. So to speak.

Although there is one notable addition to the Werk Room:

Saturday, August 27, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 10 FINALE

They said it would never happen.

They said it was over.

They said I had given up, gone into hiding, thrown in my lacefront.

WELL GUESS WHAT?

Thursday, May 05, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 9

As always we rejoin our queens in the Werk Room, where it immediately becomes apparent what happened to Derrick Barry after she walked off stage last night:

Someone poured water on her and she melted.

Sunday, May 01, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 8

Well it's been just over a week since RuPaul gave the big, glittery platform boot to Thorgy Thor, and she seems to be coping with the loss really well:

Monday, April 25, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 7

So we're back in the Werk Room again after saying goodbye to... who was it that left last episode? The one with the wigs that looked like they'd been staple-gunned to her head. What was her name? Oh well, never mind. She's gone now so no one cares, least of all Derrick Barry, who thinks everything is about her anyway.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 6

Having said goodbye to Acid "I Reckon I'll Just Do An Impression Of Someone I've Literally Never Seen Before On Snatch Game Because That Seems Like A Sound Idea" Betty, the kimono crew has returned to the Werk Room where Chi Chi is demonstrating her new Derrick Barry voodoo doll:

Monday, April 11, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 5

Having just said goodbye to Naysha Lopez and the moulting chipmunk she called a hairdo, all the queens have gathered in the Werk Room to witness Chi Chi apologise for her "under-bus-throwing" demonstration on the last runway.

"Ahhhm sawwrry Dirrick, it wuz jist me being a bitch, ahhm sawwrry," she drawls.

"Yeah. It WAS you being a bitch," says Derrick, which I guess is how people accept apologies in Las Vegas.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

RuPaul's Drag Race Episode Recap: Season 8, Episode 4

We begin this week's episode in the empty Werk Room, where the queens are solemnly filing in one by one, their hearts heavy after Cynthia's eviction...

Well, the expression of grief can take many forms...

As Robbie wipes Cynthia's spelling mistakes off the mirror, everyone takes a moment to reflect on what a talented queen she was, and how beautiful...