Definitely not a rip off
Nope, not a rip off at all
FAMILY clogs? Listen, Big W - if you're going to rip off someone else's design for a shitty rubber shoe, at least come up with a good name. What about 'Iguanas'? Or 'Gators'? Or turn it into an Aussie tribute - 'Irwins'? Still, I commend you on the price. That really is as much as anyone should pay for a shoe made in a mould.
POLYRESIN? Fuck yeah.
I wonder if Buddhist countries have shops that sell designer Jesus statues.
BUDDHIST INTERIOR DECORATOR: We're going to give your living room a real Western, Christian feel.
HOMEOWNER: Ooh, lovely! I've always wanted that.
INTERIOR DECORATOR: We'll paint the walls beige, install some fluoro lights and put a big crucifix in the corner.
HOMEOWNER: Is it polyresin?
Aw yay, a free voucher!
For what now?
Addendum: I hereby declare jihad on anyone who pronounces "greasy" as "greazy".