RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 recaps

The shadiest Drag Race recaps on the web. Get ready to death drop, queens!

The Bachelorette Australia recaps

One woman, 14 desperate men, mucho LOLs. Oh, and Osher Gunsberg.

The Bachelor Australia recaps

Sequins, spray tans and sex - it's season 3 of the world's stupidest dating show.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season eight recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The episode 11 RuCap is coming...!

Apologies, drag hags. Real life and writing that pays the bills has once again gotten in the way of my recapping and so episode 11 shall be a tad late this week...

I know you're all more tired of my excuses than Jinkx is of... whatever she's doing in this GIF.
Sorry bout it.

But I think I speak for everyone when I say my three word summary of the episode is: WHAT. THE. EVER LOVING HELL? (OK that's five words, what am I, a mathematician?)

RuPaul better have some sort of crippling drug habit to explain his elimination choice this time around, that's all I'm saying.

Anyway, come back soon...

x

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 10

We begin this week's episode back in the Werq Room after the untimely eviction of Trinity K Bonet, eliminated for looking totally boss on the runway and being a little bit awkward as a talk show host.

It was totally fair, of course, as everyone agrees.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 9

OK OK, so I know this recap is later than Lindsay Lohan's arrival at a job, but to be honest, it's taken me all that time to get over Laganja Estranja "shossaying" away at the end of last week's episode.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 8

We begin episode eight in an uncharacteristically jubilant Werq Room, where all the queens are celebrating last week's non-elimination and RuPaul pardoning Ben De La Creme like the President pardoning the annual Thanksgiving turkey.

"I was going to start a riot if she sent you home, I was like 'NOOOO, YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG DECISION!'," shrieks Courtney Act.

"Oh hi Darienne, are you still here?"

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 7

This week's episode begins with the tragic reminder that Milk is no longer with us, having "gone off" last week (see what I did there?), which leaves me a bit like this:

"WHYYYYYY? WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GOOOOO?"

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

I see you shiver with anticip....

Apparently it's a double episode of Drag Race this week. Which is awesome because you know what else it is this week? MY HOLIDAYS.

Sorry chickens, but as the self conscious chicken said: I just can't do this crap on the road.

So you'll all just have to wait until next week when I can resume duties, by which time you probably won't care any more and have moved on to some other blog.

SORRY BOUT IT.

PS: please don't leave me.
PPS:... pation.

Friday, April 04, 2014

4.5 minutes of Darienne Lake falling over to "Yackety Sax"

So many of you said you loved my Darienne Lake falling over GIF from the episode six recap, it got me thinking: what's funnier than a never-ending GIF loop of a drag queen falling over?

A GIF LOOP OF A DRAG QUEEN FALLING OVER TO YACKETY SAX.

So here. Enjoy!

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Season 6, Episode 6

We kick off this week's episode in the Werq Room where, as usual, everyone is mourning Gia "Boom Boom" Gunn shooting her last load on the runway last week. So to speak.

And where, as usual, Laganja Estranja is making everything all about her.