RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 recaps

The shadiest Drag Race recaps on the web. Get ready to death drop, queens!

The Bachelorette Australia recaps

One woman, 14 desperate men, mucho LOLs. Oh, and Osher Gunsberg.

The Bachelor Australia recaps

Sequins, spray tans and sex - it's season 3 of the world's stupidest dating show.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8 recaps

YASS, HUNTIES! Every episode of season eight recapped for your reading pleasure. Let's get sickening!

Saturday, October 17, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 8

Right, here's the deal. I have to catch a plane to Queensland in approximately 14 hours where I intend to lie on a beach for one whole week straight and drink lots of champagne and quite probably some margaritas and also not touch a computer at all, which basically means I need to get this recap done fast, right now.

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 7

We rejoin our final five in the beautifully astro-turfed garden of the Dude Ranch where Sasha and Dave are punching each other, Alex and Michael are sitting on their big balls, and Richie is standing silently wondering how Dave is still here.

Monday, October 12, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode Six

First off I would like to apologise for the quality of the images in this recap. Not only because several of them contain Osher Gunsberg, but because they are generally pixelated and crap.

For this, I choose to blame the god of the internet.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 5

We rejoin our blokes in the Shag Mansion rumpus room, where everyone is having a totally spontaneous and unscripted conversation about who might be getting the next date with Sam.

Monday, October 05, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 4

We rejoin our bachelors on the patio of the Dude Ranch, where they're all busy practising their acts for the evening's inaugural Bachelorette Talent Contest:

Saturday, October 03, 2015

The Bachelorette Australia Episode Recap: Season 1, Episode 3

Day three at the Bro Bungalow, and now that David the international model has gone all the blokes are staging a mini Olympics to determine who is the alpha.